THE OLD GRAY LADY
(To the tune of “AULD LANG SYNE”)
© 2008 Lyrics by Kathy Bee

THE OLD GRAY LADY
AIN’T WHAT SHE USE TO BE

AIN’T WHAT SHE USE TO BE
STICK AROUND AND YOU WILL SEE

THE OLD GRAY LADY
AIN’T WHAT SHE USE TO BE
49 YEARS AGO

SHE WEARS A RED HAT
AND A PUPLE BOA NOW

PUPLE DRESS AND PURPLE HAIR
DOESN’T SEEM TO HAVE A CARE

THE OLD GRAY LADY
AIN’T WHAT SHE USE TO BE
49 YEARS AGO

49 YEARS AGO (IT’S ALL OVER NOW)
49 YEARS AGO (SHE’S MUCH BETTER NOW)

THE OLD GRAY LADY
AIN’T WHAT SHE USE TO BE
49 YEARS AGO