Let Me Tell You About A Story
(Sung to the tune of the Beverly Hillbillies)

(Lyrics Copyrighted © 2007 Pamela W. Campbell)

Let me tell you about a story of a hat that’s red,
T’was purchased in a store
and placed upon a head.
Next thing you know the woman was inspired
To be a Red Hat Lady and so she did declare:

A gift.
A poem.
A Sisterhood.

The next thing you know that hat
was all the rage.
Several of the lady’s friends
were on the same page.
They all received a red hat
and joined so mightily
The lady’s dream of a Red Hat Society.

A Red Hat.
A Purple Dress.
A Tea.

The rest is all but history…
the tea a great success.
Now across the country
you can see much progress.
Everyone is enjoying the fellowship and fun.
So grab yourself a red hat
and then you're nearly done.

Bling, that is.
Get a kazoo.
Time for some fun.